Back when I was goin` to school, I never learned a thing All I did was daydream, A-waitin` for the bell to ring
I had a certain teacher, I always tried to impress her, When she stood up in the classroom, I would mentally undress her
Then one day I decided, That I would write a little letter She said the spellin` was a masterpiece, The punctuation could be better,
I understood what she was saying, I got the gist of her sentiment, She said I don`t mean to be degrading, But here`s the way that it shoulda went
Chorus (2x): I love you period Do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses
Right on up to high school, People said I was a writin` fool, All my letters became really great, With punctuation that was never late, But I was havin` trouble meetin` girls, I never knew the things to say, Soon I had `em all overwhelmed, When they heard me talk this way,
